Enjoy this reading of The Old Barkeep, Barkeep’s Advice from More Leaves from the Inn of the Last Home edited by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. You can pick up a physical or digital copy from DriveThruRPG Here: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/204205/More-Leaves-from-the-Inn-of-the-Last-Home-2e?affiliate_id=50797
The Old Barkeep
Barkeep’s Advice
Drink once, and if you drink twice
Please heed an old barkeep’s advice
- Just after you’ve finished a flagon,
Don’t bet you can harness a dragon,
It will take it amiss
And probably hiss
And will surely demolish the wagon.
Drink once, and if you drink twice
Please heed an old barkeep’s advice
- If bottles of wine make you tender
So not try to cuddle a Kender,
For you’ll lose all your gold,
And also I’m told
It is hard to distinguish their gender.
Drink once, and if you drink twice
Please heed an old barkeep’s advice
- After drinking a glass of the foam,
Do not buy machines from a gnome,
For the levers and gears
Could drive you to tears
And just trust me—don’t try this at home.
Drink once, and if you drink twice
Please heed an old barkeep’s advice
- When you’re downing a grog on the wharf
Refrain, sir, from drowning a dwarf,
He will shout and resist
And brandish his fist
And make sure that your features all morph.
Drink once, and if you drink twice
Please heed an old barkeep’s advice
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